Guilty as charged. (via xkcd)
(via iwastesomuchtime)
“It’s Not That Your Service Was Irrational, Just Your Tip Amount” (via failblog)
How to dip your apple in honey.
I gasped.
Our flight is delayed and Murray’s food is under the plane, so he got carrots for dinner. #responsibleparenting
“I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.”
via @tamar (no, that’s not me)
What has Big Brother Google found in my email that led to an ad for “Shabbos Frigerater Switches”?
(via sweetmactips)
How have I not seen this site before? Awkward Family Photos