(via iwastesomuchtime)

“It’s Not That Your Service Was Irrational, Just Your Tip Amount” (via failblog)

How to dip your apple in honey.

I gasped.

Our flight is delayed and Murray’s food is under the plane, so he got carrots for dinner. #responsibleparenting

“I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.”

via @tamar (no, that’s not me)

I want everything.

What has Big Brother Google found in my email that led to an ad for “Shabbos Frigerater Switches”?

(via sweetmactips)

How have I not seen this site before? Awkward Family Photos

A: They are in the top ten baby names for White girls born in NYC in 2009.

Gotta love the Hasids for confusing statisticians. 

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